lunes, 25 de junio de 2012

HOE ... BASTARD!!



  On the las post ....


   Shawn: Beyoncé?  Beyoncé ?
    Bey: mm?
    Shawn. I asked you if you finished your homework yet  so I can  correct it!
    Bey: mmm yes yes ... ( I was daydreaming .. shit .. he looks so dofferent with this clothes...that jeans with that beater ..  wow I dint know he has such a sexy body .. Beyoncé focus ... why Im  thinking about him like that .. he is just a nerd and and an asshole ... a sexy one ... ahhhhh If he bits his lips one more time I think Im gonna jump on him ..... )
      Shawn: well it is pretty good .. you have some mistakes but it is not that bad *bits his lip*
      Bey: *thinking : OMMMGG* *says*  mmm it is hot in here ... *takes her jacket off*
      Shawn: *cant help  but look at her cleavage* dammm
     SUDDENLY....


       BUM!!!

    Shawn: what was that ?
    Bey: I dont know is your house dumb ...

    Shawn: bitch .. *gets up and goes to see what happened*
    Bey : *follows him* bastard
    Shawn: HOE !
    Bey: ASSHOLE !! *slaps him*
    Mathew : BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES!
    TJ: SHAWN COREY CARTER !
    Mathew: what is your problem Beyonce?
   Bey:this bastard is my problem ...he is getting on my damn nerves
    Shawn:  Im getting on your damn nerves? please you are the one who can be quiet and stay civil for a damn minute...
   Bey: I cant stand him ... fucking nerd !
   Shawn : I would be a nerd but you are a hoe who is  always between  some stupid nigga thighs!!
   Mathew&TJ: *gasps*
   Bey: IM GONNA KILL YOU  *punches him with all of her strengh , they ended in the floor wrestling* 
   Mathew: *grabs Bey* what is your fucking problem ? *yells* TY go get you and your sisters stuff and let's go !!
   TJ:  ALAN grab your brother and go outside to cool off *they went out * (btw Shawn has his nose bleeding)
   Mathew: Ty go with your sister to the car ... mmm Im sorry Tarajiah  I dont know what is her problem .. *sighs* since her mother died she is acting funny ..I dont know what to do with her ...
   TJ: she probably needs some female company and some woman advises ... she  is growing without woman who can look after .. If she needs some girls talk send her here 
   Mathew: *smiles * Thank you T :) *hugs her*
   TJ: no problem Mathew *winks*  <---- EWWWWW
    Mathew:  mmm see you tomorrow ?
   TJ: sure ... goodnight :)
    Mathew: goodnight *smiles*
   TJ: bye ...
    Mathew: bye .. (they stand infront of each other  like teenagers who doesnt know what to say)
    TJ: *giggles* 
    Bey: *yells from the car * DADDDDD!!
    Mathew: well I have to go 
    TJ: bye  .. *close the door* <--- At last!! ....
     *sighs* mmmm.... Shawn corey Carter come here NOW!!
    Shawn: yes mom ...
    TJ: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH HER?
    Shawn: *sighs* nothing ma ...
    TJ: what I told you about this mess ? did you forget about  why we move here in the first place? huh?
    Shawn : no ma ...
    TJ: and with a girl ? you ended fighting with a girl?
    Shawn: I didn't fight ma ... she was the one who punched me ... you know I will never  put my hands on a woman ma ...
    TJ: I know but you didnt have to call her a hoe ..
    Shawn : I know ma but she is just ... she gets on my nerves with her bullshit ..
    TJ: you only knew her for a few weeks and you already hate her?? the daughter of your coach ? one of your sister's dancers friends? one of your classmates?  .... *laughs*
    Shawn: why are you laughing ma ??
    TJ: dont worry son .. but you have to apologize to her and you better do it soon cos you are still tutoring her ...
    Shawn: WHAT?
   TJ: and she'd better dont fail one test cos If she fails you fail too!! you got me??
    (Shawn was about to protest but she cut him ) you got me??
    Shawn : *sighs* yeah I got you ma ..
    TJ: *smiles* good now go put the table for dinner ...


    *later at dinner*

    TJ: hey Nish baby what's up ? you didnt touch your food... it's everything ok?
    Nish: *shakes her head and sighs* no ... my dance teacher told me that I need a partner for the recital and I already asked all of the boys on the academy but neither of them can help me ...
    TJ: awww Im sorry baby :(
    Shawn: that's fucked up  ...
    TJ: you cant find  anyone who can help you ??
    Nish: no and If I did find someone  we would need a lot of rehearsals I would have to practice a lot and teach him the coreography ...
    TJ:  let's think about someone who can be your patner....  I cant think about anybody ...:(
     Alan : I can *he looks on Shawn directions*
     Shawn: *looks up cos of the suddenly silence* what? ... *he looks at her mom sister and brother smling at him * ... no .. no no no *laughs* NO !! Im not gonna dance ballet ..
     Nish: c'mon Shawn you did ballet when you was younger !!  and you was good .. you are perfect !! please  please!!
     Shawn : one  I did ballet when I was like 6 years old cos mama ... to make  you feel more confortable and so you can make friends on the dance lessons and  two NO Im not gonna do this!!
      TJ: YES you are going to help your sister !!
     Alan: c'mon bro .... you already let a girl beat your ass so what you got to lose? *laughs*
     Shawn: shut up Alan ... NO !!
     Nish: please please please I will do whatever you want !! 
     Shawn : no no Im not gonna do ballet and this is my final decision!!




      *Meanwhile in the Knowles House*

    Mathew: *knocks on Bey's door*
    Bey: come in...
    Mathew:  can we talk ? 
    Bey: yeah sure *she sits on her bed* 
    Mathew: what happen babygirl?
    Bey: It was his fault you hear what he told me!!
    Mathew: It's not only that  baby ... It's more than that ... I know It's hard ...
    Bey: what it's hard?
    Mathew: growing up without a role model ...
    Bey: *looks away* I dont know what you are talking about .. Im good
    Mathew: *sighs* I miss her too baby ... *Bey tries to keep her tears from fall* ... but we need to  move on .. 
    Bey: so is that easy for you ? huh? you just forget her like that  ? I saw how you moved on already !!
    Mathew: what are you talking about baby?
    Bey: you and Ms Carter ...
    Mathew: what? no we are just friends nothing more nothing less... Bey baby I will never forget  your mama .. she was the best thing that ever happened to  me .. well apart of you and your brother ... well just you lol 
    Ty: hey I heard that !!
    Mathew: go to your room Tyson!! lol *strokes Bey's hair* and you wont forget her either but we have to continue with our lives .. you know she doesnt want to see you sad and fighting some lil boy ass!!
    Bey: *giggles*
    Mathew : lol seriously where did  you learn how to fight like that??
    Bey: I can take care of myself!!
    Mathew: I can see that ...lol maybe I will need your help  with some of the punk asses on the basketball team !! 
   Bey. ughhhhhh I dont want to be around some nastys sweated boys !!! 
   Mathew: *laughs* ok ok ... but remember that your mom is always with you cos she is here *points to her heart* and I know Im a bad dad and a worst mom ..lol but Im trying my best ..
   Bey. lol you are the best dad !! *hugs him * thanks for everything dad :)
   Mathew : you are welcome honey!! *hugs her tigh*
   TY: DAD IM HUNGRY !!
   Mathew: *sighs*
   Bey: you sure he is not adopted??
   Mathew: *pushes her on the bed*  hush girl *laughs* let's go make dinner!!
   Bey : ok ...*she stands up on the bed and jumps on Mathew's back*
   Mathew: ugghhh you have to stop eating candy you are  heavy !!
   Bey: shut up !! *punches him* Im not fat !! lol



      *the next day*


    Nish: c'mon Shawn !!
    Shawn: I cant believe Im doing this ...
    Alan: me either that's why Im filming it !! lol
    Shawn : Mummmmmm *whines*
    TJ: let's go Alan ... we will be back in a few hours ok ?
    Nish: ok mum *kisses her cheeck* .. ok let's warm up Shawn!!
    Shawn: *sighs* ok ... *thinks* this cant be so hard to do .. it's just some dance lol


     *30 mins later*

     Shawn: *catching his breath* wait... let's ... take .. a break !! ..
     Nish: aww c'mon Shawn it's just the first 8 moves 
     Shawn: I ...need ....some...... water
     Nish: *sighs* ok ... but just 10 mins ok 
     Shawn: yeah whatever ..*he goes to get some water .. on his way to the dance classroom * *bumps*
     awwww Im sorry I wasn't watching where I was going .. let me help you get- 
     Bey: ughhhhhh  shit *she looks up and see's that it's Shawn who is grabbing her hand* great move clumsy ..*suddenly he stops to grab her hand and she falls again on the floor*
    Shawn: lmaooooo who is clumsy now huh ?
    Bey: ughhh Asshole ...
    Shawn: *while entering on the room * Bitch!!
     Bey: BASTARD!! ughhhhhhhh I cant stand him I need to run another mille!!

    

     Nish: what happened ?
     Shawn:  *srughs*I dont know some girl shouting like she was crazy !!
     Nish: aww .. alright let's start from the top !!
     Shawn: Oh goddd ...



         TO BE CONTINUED...
   
     
  Ok this is just the beggining  lol I will apreciated If you give me feedback cos you always feel better and more confident and that  way you are more happy and you have more inspiration and you wanna update more and more so .. *wink wink * lmao  @paulachill  Thanks for reading and I wanna give a S/O to Whitney for harres me to update again !!! lol  Love y'all ....  ^_^

     

   
  

8 comentarios:

  1. I really like this story! Bey and shawn are funny.i think they should try 2 get 2 know eachother..and why did shawn have 2 move whats the story behind that? Good update

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  2. Lol I love the update and lol thanks for the shout out I just love how this blog is going :-) update soon lol

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  3. I love this blog! I think its so unique that they're teens :) anyways keep up the good work and update soon..please :)

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